The Average Dong Anomaly
A romp to end the year
Hello!
It’s our final story of the year, a very silly and strange one.
A man walks into an airport body scanner, and with eerie consistency, the machine flags the exact same part of his body. What could be going on? Search Engine investigates a Bermuda Triangle.
Please share in the comments below any light-up anomalies you’ve experienced at the TSA! Our inbox has been filling with such stories already.
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I may (may!) have one more email in your inbox before the year’s over. But in case not — thank you so much for hanging with us in 2025. And we’ll see you very soon with new stories.
Yours on the internet,
PJ
I have had this happen routinely for years, and hate to throw a wrench in but I have no dong at all… I am a woman. What I do have is a solid theory for you based on my own anecdotal experience. I have had what I would call thick thighs, and for many years the position of the stick figure was not a wide enough stance to create a big space between my legs. I also rarely sweat, so it seems unlikely to be a swampy situation. But I did loose a LOT of weight recently and for the first time in many many years I am now passing straight through with no red box over my box. Seems like it might be worth asking about the thickness of your subjects thighs. I sure would like to believe this is not an exclusively average dong problem.
OMG - PJ I was thinking we could make a drinking game by drinking every time you say dong. 😂
I love this show so much. Thank you for your authenticity every single episode. ❤️